Welcome! Enjoy some of the finer pages of online ramblings out there! If you have found this page through BlogSpot, please visit my homepage using the links on the sidebar. Inspired by the certainty of my headaches, "The Headache Diaries" may include my headache log. I also like to log other things such as people, places, and things that I don't like, as well as people, places, and things that I do like.
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I'm off to work late at night to early morning. Then I can go to school super early to study cuz I haven't done a damn thing and I am so happy school is back in session. UGH! I hate being at home. Anyway, I get off work at around 3am! Neat huh? I'm kidding. So this weekend I plan to study and wear my new shoes complete with rhinestones and shimmer. The best part is that I designed them myself! Yaaaaaa!
In the meantime, I have updated my PicturePack Page and there are new pictures everywhere. I will be working on my spring break story which will probably be situated on the !LocalUniversepage. I am not as angry at New England anymore and will give props to their maple syrup. However, Yankee Magazine makes an absurd statement by calling Portland, Maine a "...most glamorous city." I for one had not seen any glamour. The most outrageous thing I had seen was an Emo couple. In any event, that will be a most humorous story. I also have a great new poem in The Yawn Factory. Check it out and have some fun!
Okay now I have to go eat a sandwhich and go to work. I would say I am a vampire, but I like garlic so...
:: Jane Dee 5:51:00 PM [+] ::
So I know I am/was upset today because I actually watched television. To make matters worse, I was watching Fox 5's court shows. Now I am convinced that I have irreversable brain damage from watching the Judge Hatchett Show. No offense to her personally, but I really don't know how stimulating it is to hear about a 15 year old who has unprotected sex with over 10 men since she was 13. Whatever happened to a good beating and a membership to the local bootcamp?
:: Jane Dee 4:12:00 PM [+] ::
ha ha ha
Now I smiled! Forget Battlefield Earth, check out the new one from The Viking Kitties. These guys are cool. Check out the rest of the site for more of their great work.
:: Jane Dee 3:20:00 PM [+] ::
Now for the good stuff
So I come across the alleged hippest place for christians to meet better known as Christian Cafe!
:: Jane Dee 1:41:00 PM [+] ::
Ok, ok, I feel like crap...
So I should try to use STUART'S EQUATION To figure out a thing or two. Maybe its just cuz I'm at home and loathe every minute here longer than necessary.
Anyhoo, I am chatting with my buddy and she brings up Battlefield Earth! Laff riot! That is the stupidest movie ever and well, you should really see for yourself because I don't want to give away "goodies" like scene transitions (it's a "swipe" lovers dream).
:: Jane Dee 1:29:00 PM [+] ::
:: 4.23.2003 ::
OK, Changed My Mind
Decided to clean my room and contemplate my "life". I hate spring break thus far. When I have too much time at home, I get bummed. I can't wait until I graduate and get the hell out of here. I will be far, far away and have no more worries. Maybe I should shut up and get on my essays that I keep saying I am going to post. Don't worry, I have it all planned out. Once the fall semester is over, everything will be easy. I'll have eight hour classes, but that will be it. Then I can map out time to finish my damn book and post those essays heh heh heh. Okay, so I'll post them before that, but I am very busy with school and as much as I love my webpage, updating it is not a top prority. It's okay though. I just hope I did okay on my test. I'm getting more and more nervous by the day. I just keep my hopes high - what else can I do?
:: Jane Dee 3:46:00 PM [+] ::
:: 4.22.2003 ::
I love MST3K
I just saw "The Unearthly". Laff Riot. I especially loved the short on good posture. Yes I am the posture king.
See ya later for tomorrow I study. I will update as soon as I can. Till then have a great spring break.
:: Jane Dee 7:49:00 PM [+] ::
Now I Can Die
Yes, now that I know where to get Jodie Sweetin ("Stephanie" of Full house) wallpaer and buddy icons, I can die in peace.
Well look at that, they even have a "Post your dreams about Jodie Sweetin here" section. I am truely higgledy-piggledy
:: Jane Dee 4:30:00 PM [+] ::
My head hurts
And its all because there isn't much to eat around here. I want to watch Mystery Science Theater. I don't want to update my webpage. Oh poo. Decisions decisions.
:: Jane Dee 4:04:00 PM [+] ::
Another Lonely Meteor Shower
So Instead of being outside for the Lyrids, I was up at my computer with my friend sorting out guy problems. Mine of course but I wish they were hers. Not that I want to wish problems on her or anything, but I just hate my own. I went to New England for my spring break (more on that later) and was bummed out when I got back. Big time. So I feel better now and a little more empowered. Well, we'll see how it goes later on. For now, I just keep reminding myself that somewhere out there is a really cool guy for me... or is that a pipe dream? Yeah well, like she said I'm human. So yes, I do want a nice guy and yes I do believe in love however far fetched that may be. Time heals all (so I've heard) and hopefully by the time I get out of school and start becoming really famous and really rich, all of this will be a memory. Or at least something I don't care about anymore.
On my humanity: I am a girl. Just like any other girl. I take pleasure in things like high heel shoes and cute bikinis. I have a never ending collection of make-up and clothes. I played with Barbie dolls and made them funky outfits and hairdos. I love cooking and baking especially for a cool guy. I like to sew and make jewelry for myself. I want to someday defy all odds and get married and also (gulp) have children. Most of the time however, I will not display those characteristics. What you will see is a girl who is jaded and cynical. One who has no regards for the meaning of my family or who even cares what that meaning is. A girl who acts more masculine than she should. I have furrowed eyebrows most of the time unless I am laughing at you in my head. I have an affinity for doing things on my own and by myself and I hate asking for help. I like GI Joe lunchboxes. I like planes and guns and cars or anything that combusts one way or another. I am logical and brutally honest. I will fight for what I believe in and have the scars to prove it. I am not afraid of blood and will draw it if I have to. I do what I can to get what I want and will gladly stomp on anyone in my way. Truely, I am a real S.O.B.
Oh don't worry, I'm only mean when I have to be. I'm like a tiger in the bushes. I watch and listen going unnoticed until...
:: Jane Dee 1:11:00 PM [+] ::
Yeah I only get a trunkated version of spring break.
:: Jane Dee 10:45:00 AM [+] ::
:: 4.15.2003 ::
So like OMG, They had CHICKEN CORN CHOWDER TODAY
Omg, like yeah. KCC makes killer chicken corn chowder. I bought two quarts HA.
And I was particularly happy that I decided to come into practice lab today. Seems that none of my cultures grew! Damn! I would have been so embarassed.
So I was chatting with my prof, telling him about my stupid art teacher who says I have a bad attitude. Yeah whatever. Go back to Bay Ridge. He was laughing and said "you do have an attitude" I said "yeah I know." Heh heh. Well, at least I got to incubate all my stuff and will be good and ready for when we get back.
:: Jane Dee 9:11:00 PM [+] ::
Now my legs hurt
If it's not one thing it's the other.
:: Jane Dee 9:05:00 PM [+] ::
:: 4.14.2003 ::
CCNY, Shame On You... Again.
Why no yellow ribbons?
Gee, I wonder why I even like that school now.
:: Jane Dee 10:43:00 PM [+] ::
YOU stop by.
Let me guess: You are in deperate need of witty and stimulating conversation from the opposite sex and knowing just how brilliant I am, came to me for enlightenment.
Now let me turn your attention to the sarcasm detector's reading which is flying off the charts...
Yeah, I don't think I ate enough. Should have ate more than a sandwich and coffee.
And what is up with me falling alseep everywhere? It's almost as if as soon as I put my head down, I'm in a drooling, comatose state. What happened to the good old days of just being awake all the time?
I'm also going to try and see if there is an extra DNA agar around lab tomorrow so I can swab it correctly because I did it wrong on Thursday. We'll see.
:: Jane Dee 10:28:00 PM [+] ::
GRR GRRR and GRRRRRR!
And that is all I have to say about that.
:: Jane Dee 4:22:00 PM [+] ::
:: 4.11.2003 ::
Now that I have the time
I can show you my first culture:
The stuff on the left was taken from a living surface, namely, my hair. I have no clue as to what is growing up there. The stuff on the right was taken from a formite, or non-living surface, which is the public payphone down the hall from my classroom. The many yellow dots most likely indicate Staphylococcus aureus.
:: Jane Dee 9:49:00 PM [+] ::
I just ate a whole box of Passover cookies.
Whaaaaat? I had salmon today too. And sardines. And carp (?). Heh heh, no, I don't think its "Good Friday". Besides, I ain't Catholic.
Hmm, now I'm hungry. I need more fish.
:: Jane Dee 7:55:00 PM [+] ::
I feel special...
Since we are on the topic of GI Joe, or in my case GI Jane, I got an interesting invitation from the US Navy about "The Navy Nuclear Power School Instructor Program". Geez. Why would they send me such a thing? I only got a "B" in physics and they want me to teach nuclear physics and the like to soldiers? ME?! I WISH! I think they have they gone mad? Well, in any case I am deeply flattered. I am so flattered that I am thinking of requesting more information and keeping it just to say they asked me to. Hee hee. I also get letters from the US Air Force about working for them as an engineer. Like I said before; I WISH! Too bad I don't like electrical engineering. Learned that TWICE in my lifetime when I went to a summer program for engineers at Polytechnic University in Brooklyn and at KCC. What a snooze. I think I'd rather electrocute myself. I decided I didn't want to appreciate electricity through that discipline ever again. Sorry USAF, you'll have to take me as a nurse.
Speaking of which, I was thinking about why I want to go to the USAF so bad. I have concluded a number of reasons:
1) Serving my country is really cool. (In case you didn't notice, I am very patriotic. Don't ever get anti in front of me.)
2) I love planes. I'd rather fly them, but I am totally blind.
3) The outfits are rab (and free!)
4) There are guys, like, everywhere.
5) yeah yeah, it looks good on my resume, I will get all sorts of benefits...
6) There are guys EVERYWHERE.
7) Did I mention there are guys swarming the place?
Okay, numbers 4,6 and 7 don't matter THAT much, but it helps. hehehehe.
:: Jane Dee 7:22:00 PM [+] ::
OMG! This is KILLER!
I found GI JOE tin lunchbox replicas and I bought GI JOE Action Pilot for me and GI JOE Action Marine for my bestest guy friend. EEE! I HAVE to get me an Action Marine box. Omg omg omg. I was like spinning in circles when I saw them. Okay come Sunday I am buying one more Action Pilot and two (yeah TWO) Action Marine. What? I can't help the economy? And to think I was going to buy the heart-shaped lunch tin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:: Jane Dee 6:29:00 PM [+] ::
It's headache time! I am assuming its due to sleeping too much. Yeah can you believe I skipped studying to sleep? The universe has surely gone mad.
:: Jane Dee 6:15:00 PM [+] ::
:: 4.07.2003 ::
Get your FREE HORSE!
Yup! Go HERE to get your free horse by saying the secret password.
What are you waiting for? With today's gas prices and limited parking, horses are the way to go. It may take a few years until you can ride these guys, but it's worth it. You can also get a donkey, but those are illegal to keep in a bathtub in Brooklyn you know.
:: Jane Dee 7:09:00 PM [+] ::
By the way
Your reflection tickles the pieces of my broken heart.
:: Jane Dee 4:12:00 PM [+] ::
Ohhhhh, NOW I know why
Yeah figures. Should have known it was coming. I think I should create a formula.
Yes, here it is girls. It's the formula to predict when your period is coming by the amount of mental distress you tab in a day (i.e., crying, angry moments, excessive eating or loss of appetite, as well as unexplained happiness like uncontrolled smiling or over nurturing.) Note: This formula is just for entertainment purposes. It works if a woman experienced about 7.5 distresses a day everyday before her period.
D = distress count (no dimension)
e = (write as Greek letter epsilon) this is the Emotional Constant which is [e = 1.355x10^11 Kg - m]
F = your weight in Newtons [Kg - m / s^2]
t = time in seconds [ s ]
(D)(e) / F = t [Stuart's Equation]
ex: Sue counts her distresses at 13 in a day. She weighs 114 lbs. When is her period coming?
(13)(1.355x10^11 Kg -m) / (507 Kg - m/ s^2) = 0.682 days (uh oh!)
Convert pounds to Newtons and remember to take the root of the time you get and convert to days!!!
Check out this heavy English that Pasteur used to make his conclusion after repeating the experiments of Schroder and von Dusch to find proof of sporogenesis:
"When one incubates the corpuscles [these are what he named the microbes in the air] and the amorphous debris with which they are associated into liquids which have been subjected to boiling and which would have remained unchanged in previously heated air if this innoculation had not been performed, one observes the appearance in this liquid of exactly the same organisms which they develop in open air." [from General Microbiology by Robert F. Boyd; ISBN 080160900]
He is really trying to say that if you take boiled liquid that had no signs of growth and expose it to these "corpuscles" in the air, you will see a growth of the corpuscles of the same kind in the regular flask wich was not boiled and the flask which had no growth, but is now exposed.
If you need it simpler: Exposing the clean flask to the air will make it just as gross as the already gross flask with the same gross stuff in each flask.
Yeah I have a week to my MicroB midterm. I have to get cracking on fungus and protazoa and figure out how to burn the Kreb's Cycle into my neurons. I was just day-dreaming too much today. I did find out that the wooden chairs in the library have serial numbers and mine was #203. I also found out there is a triangular skylight on the top floor of the library. I never even noticed that and I notice everything. I also found a book with a very interesting title: Garden of Microbial Delights - a practical guide to the subvisible world by Lynn Margulis and her son, whatever his name is. It even has a chapter on microbes as "pets". Nerd heaven.
Blonde Moment "It must belong to someone that needs it" I said as I spotted a key on the floor in the science building of my school.
:: Jane Dee 8:19:00 PM [+] ::
It ocurred to me, the night before Pesach...
Nothing really. I just needed to get your attention on a few funny situations that had ocurred in my workplace.
My co-workers and I horse around at work. A few nights ago a co-wroker and I were throwing wadded up paper and plastic at each other. Then he proceded to pick up a frozen gifilte fish and make a motion as if he was going to hit me with it. I then said "You are going to assault me with a gifilte fish? How am I going to explain that one to the cops?"
There is a guy who works with me that may be mildly retarted. No joke. As I came into work, he and another worker named "Bobo" were in the midst of a "fight". Apparently, Bobo had punched this guy in the arm. As one of my managers asked him what was going on, this guy said "You'll see I'll come back with someone... And it won't be a man either... I'll bring a cobra... a poisionous cobra to bite him. See what he thinks about that." Riiiiight.
Okay, why do people have to spend so much for passover? I rang up an $800+ order! I mean, what are you inviting all of Boro Park over for passover or something? Come on now!
:: Jane Dee 8:15:00 PM [+] ::
Oh sure! Suddenly everyone wants to know "how I feel." Please.
:: Jane Dee 6:57:00 PM [+] ::
Why I Like KCC
Because they have yellow ribbons on the trees.
I have yellow ribbons up in the front of my house.
Do you have your yellow ribbons up?
:: Jane Dee 5:35:00 PM [+] ::
:: 4.01.2003 ::
Luis Makes a Cameo?
I think not, but good try buddy.
:: Jane Dee 9:24:00 PM [+] ::
My Kind of Fish
Star-gazerUranoscopus scaber: a sluggish bottom fish which grows up to 30cm in length; family Uranos copidae, order Perciformes. The eyes are situated on the flat top of the massive head, and the gape of the mouth is large and vertical. A branched, fleshy outgrowth of the lower jaw is extruded as a lure for prey. It is found in the shallow waters of the Mediterranean, the Black Sea, and East Atlantic. The flesh makes good eating (especially in soup). The fish is used if caught but it is not economically important.
from Concise Encyclopedia - Biology [ISBN 3110106612]
OOH! The Mexican cafe now has Inca Kola in GLASS BOTTLES! I love glass bottles! You gotta get some! It's very sweet and tasty and it has caffeine! Well, that's if you like that kind of stuff. Ahem.
:: Jane Dee 8:51:00 PM [+] ::